Controversial chat, DACA DACA, and clutch teamwork

Nothing exciting for the first couple minutes, save for the chat where things get... political... Most unfortunate. I start by going to guard the channel opening for a minute or so, then tried to get into a position to DACA DACA the enemy without much success. At which point i notice that the souther capture circle was capped and a BB and a Cruiser had sailed wide around the southern part of the map. So I turned around to retake the capture circle and find the nasty little Benson that dare step into my home. I beat him off and he made like a Frenchman and retreats back up the channel. Once i took the cap I engaged the Nagato that was near the southern border. Once he was killed, Our Hipper was a real team player and headed for the eastern cap circle so that I could go up the channel and take the northern one. This is the point when chat gets interesting again. the instigator in the Fuso started bragging or whatever about his 70k damage. To promptly attempt to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by engaging the enemy Gnevny at fisticuff ranges. Thankfully the DD died moments before the Fuso did. We took the last two cap circles and then the Hipper showed his face to promptly get it blown off.